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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."

"My wife told me: ""Sex is better on holiday."" That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."

"Nobody thinks my march madness bracket will win I just can't see why people would dismiss a team that beat professional organizations last year. I say Golden State all the way."

"Leg Chat: What did the left leg say to the right leg? Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: ""That one in the middle thinks he's hard."""

"Weekend's coming up. Time to surf the real world."

"Do dolphins have tattoos of single mothers on their arses?"

"There are two types of people on Twitter. Those who can take a joke, and those who will copy it and claim it as their own"

"You ever had a wish sandwhich It's were you have 2 pieces of white bread, and wish you had some meat"

"I hate street performers But then again I'm a mime artist so I can't really talk"

"Vacationing in Switzerland ""So did you enjoy the beautiful scenery?"" ""I couldn't really see much because of the mountains."""