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Joke of the Day
"Say what you want about deaf people."
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"The carwash is a great place to meet other millionaires who for some reason don't have garden hoses."
"Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds? They're robots in da skies."
"Childish but made me laugh How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, ""What period is this from?"""
"Knock knock. Who's there? A black guy. ""A black guy who?"" ""A black guy who doesn't pay his child support."" ""I'm sorry, you're going to have to be more specific than that."""
"Did you here about the guy who's whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."
"Son, i don't think you are cut out to be a mime. Son: Was it something I said?"
"What do ""Damn Daniel"" and pedophiles have in common? They both have white vans"
"I'd definitely watch a show with Dr. Phil going door to door reading people's Google search history out-loud with the most judgmental stare."
"What America thinks of Donald Trump is what the world thinks of America."