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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste **funny**."
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"What do we want? A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt."
"A man calls in sick... A man calls in sick and his boss replies and asks ""how sick are you?"" Well, I am fucking my sister so pretty sick."
"96 is the number of rejection."
"I don't trust people who keep their jackets on after they've arrived. That's what I do when I'm going to escape."
"What do you call a missing psychic midget? A small medium at large."
"how many feet does the centipede use while running only 98, the other 2 are swinging"
"Have you heard the one about the angry mob? It's a riot."
"What kind of headphones did Chris Brown get Rihanna for her birthday? Beats"
"*stops by new neighbor* Welcome, I brought you a cake! -Wow, thank you! You know, you didn't have to do that! Oh, ok. *walks away with cake*"