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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn't allow it to cross the border."

"What do you call Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."

"To make a boob joke all you need to do is use words that end in 'it' Isn'tit?"

"What do you call an Asian boy with downs? Lo Mein. See you all in hell."

"The characters from Dragon Ball Z aren't that super Just saiyan"

"You could give me 67 years to do something and I wouldn't do it until the night before."

"Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!"

"So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ... Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a stroke."

"Whats the difference between a mosquito and your mom? The mosquite stops sucking when I slap it."

"What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex? Tenants"