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Joke of the Day

"A black man catches a goldfish and it says ""If you let me go ill give you one wish!"". He replies why do I get 1 and everyone else 3? ""Because you're a fucking nigger"""

"If Twitter has taught me anything in 6 years, it's ""that"" is the most unnecessary word in the English language."

"90% of the internet is people who don't know anything having their questions answered by people who don't know anything."

"Breaking: CNN confirms planes need fuel to fly. In other news, scientist confirm brains are not needed to work at CNN."

"How did you feel when you found out Obama was half white and half black? Because I had mixed feelings."

"Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name? Worst. Spy. Ever."

"There is nothing worse that realizing the vacation you planned is going to be the same week as her period."

"About women... There's only 1 word beginning with B you should ever call a woman, and that's ""beautiful"" - bitches fucking love being called beautiful."

"What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match."

"Reddit is going orange From what I hear it's a new black."