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Joke of the Day
"What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match."
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"One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"Movie Names For Your Penis There Will Be Blood YOUR TURN"
"What separates humans and animals? The Mediterranean sea."
"Man and Women in Diffrent Combinations Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy"
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, ""Man it's hot in here"" The other muffin turns and screams"" Holy fuck a talking muffin!"""
"Dentist: How often do you floss? Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*"
"My current favorite people are atheists who are big into astrology."
"I start a lot of conversations with ""goodbye"" in hopes that I trick people into thinking we already talked."