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Joke of the Day
"Reddit is going orange From what I hear it's a new black."
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"What do all murderer's have in common? they all have killer personalities"
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"Pikachu used racist comments It's super offensive!"
"How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater? With a tuna."
"Mood ring Bought my girlfriend a mood ring the other day. When she's in a good mood it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on my forehead."
"What sound does a bouncing plane make? Boeing boeing boeing"
"How do telepaths have an orgasm? They get their mind blown"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen."
"Your dog has stockholm syndrome."