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Joke of the Day

"If Twitter has taught me anything in 6 years, it's ""that"" is the most unnecessary word in the English language."

"My name is fatatata But I am not fatatall"

"So there are these two fish in a tank... One of them says to the other, ""I'll drive, you man the guns""."

"What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."

"If you accept small grammatical errors, decent society collapses and then everyone starts marrying dogs. That's what happened to Australia."

"What is a jewish man's biggest dilemma? Free bacon"

"Then god created Saturn, And he liked it. So he put a ring on it"

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEE"

"You can't run thru a camp ground But you can ran through a camp ground because it's past tentse"

"There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do."