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Joke of the Day

"About women... There's only 1 word beginning with B you should ever call a woman, and that's ""beautiful"" - bitches fucking love being called beautiful."

"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney, the Jews go up."

"[REQUEST] Coffee Puns My google searches led me to no great jokes, and I actually need them for a class. If you can give me some coffee puns, I'd be truly grateful. Please espresso feelings!"

"Fellas, If her pelvis doesn't touch yours when you embrace, she doesn't find you attractive."

"Where do you send a Jew with ADHD? A concentration camp!"

"What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration"

"You don't really know someone until you observe their behavior around an unlimited salad bar."

"Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? It was bloodcurdling."

"I got fired from my bingo calling job today. Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69."

"Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook. I know that now."