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Joke of the Day

"There is nothing worse that realizing the vacation you planned is going to be the same week as her period."

"Apparently I can tell the future. If I want something really bad I know it won't happen."

"The doctor tells his patient, ""Well, I can't find anything wrong with you. I suspect the problem is heavy drinking."" The patient asks, ""Should I come back when you've sobered up?"

"Just got a joke after 2 weeks. Pavlov is sitting down reading a book. All of the sudden the phone rings and he says ""Fuck,I forgot to feed the dogs""."

"Islam gives Women EQUAL Rights!"

"why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face"

"Got kicked off the cruise ship after three day of constantly saying ""poop deck"" & snickering."

"If Robbie Rotten's ""We are number one"" is a meme.. Does that make one a musical number?"

"Hear about psych on netflix? Thats messed up"

"Just found out my girlfriend has a vagina Should I break up with her?"