91740

Joke of the Day

"How did you feel when you found out Obama was half white and half black? Because I had mixed feelings."

"Remember when you were at a friend's house & their folks fought & you didn't know where to look? It's how I get when Glee does a rap song..."

"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage? Feyonce"

"Let's talk about pre-mature ejaculation real quick. Ok, all done."

"If a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, they call him a stallion. If a stallion sleeps with a bunch of girls, they shut that riding school down."

"Two jews walk into a bar. They buy it."

"""Hello, 911? Hi, I was just wondering: is it stop, drop, THEN roll? Cause my friend--STOP SCREAMING, I'M ASKING THEM"""

"Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named ""Dave""."

"We're just two people shitting in side by side stalls waiting for the other person to go out so we don't have to show our face"

"Which color confuses an idiot? Blue"