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Joke of the Day

"Hear about Harrison Fords plane crash? I guess he shouldn't have been..... (_) ( _)>- (_) Flying solo."

"What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick."

"I'm at my most audacious and brazen when I shamelessly use words like audacious and brazen."

"How do you make a cat bark like a dog? Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: ""WOOF!"""

"*opens front door to see Christmas carolers singing Please, I have a family"

"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!"

"I decided to start growing a beard. I didn't like it at first but it's starting to grow on me."

"My wife told me to stop listening to Wonderwall with the volume all the way up And I said MAYYYBEEEE"

"How many redditors does it take to repost a joke? About four."

"What is a phobia of chainsaws called? Common sense."