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Joke of the Day
"I'm at my most audacious and brazen when I shamelessly use words like audacious and brazen."
Next Joke
"So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. She's funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop... How cool is that for someone her age??"
"Peanut butter and jelly don't love each other... but I always find them in bread together."
"Where do war generals make decisions? In a think tank"
"So I had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...It made no cents"
"I'm really glad the Revolution happened in the 1770s. If it happened this decade we'd all just sign a petition saying we hate the King"
"Girlfriends are like screws... Except once you've loosened them, there's no way to tighten them back up."
"Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad? Are you kidding? She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like?"
"Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume? ""For hispanic and for herspanic"""
"My boss fired me because I didn't attend the meeting as I had to answer an important call. Apparently nature's call doesn't count as important to him"