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Joke of the Day

"What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick."

"How can you tell if a Redditor is European? Don't worry, he'll tell you"

"[1st day in hell] Devil: Your damnation will be that you are a shoe model for all eternity. Me: That's it? D: *hands me orange Crocs*"

"Why are hillbilly murders hard to solve Because they all share the same DNA"

"Why did the duck get kicked out of church? Because he was using fowl language!"

"Do you like fish sticks? Who are you? Kanye West?"

"Why couldn't I run the Compressed File? I was missing the important Bits."

"Why do SJWs like cancer? Because it doesn't discriminate."

"If you ever travel to Italy, you have to try their famous food called ""Pasta,"" which I believe is Italian for ""Pizza."""

"Given how many times they've been screwed by hurricanes, it's time to change the name of the Virgin Islands."