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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!"

"Which bear can dissolve in water? A polar bear"

"What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach? No one ever told me to drink Naruto"

"Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!"

"Don't sweat the petty stuff Always take time to pet the sweaty stuff"

"I just saw Ex Machina... I thought it was supposed to be about AI, and not just about women."

"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."

"I hate that ""You know what to do"" voicemail greeting, because if a recently unfrozen caveman calls, I bet that makes him feel pretty bad."

"What do you call a single use phone book? The YOLO pages."

"Why do slovaks don't like Czechs? They prefer cash."