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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a cat bark like a dog? Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: ""WOOF!"""

"My friend lost his virginity to his teacher when he was only 13 years old. A pretty impressive feat, especially for someone who was homeschooled."

"What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election? They though it was Riel funny!"

"What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice? Jesus"

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey But I turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."

"I hate when women try to talk about sports... You don't see me in the kitchen telling them how to make a sandwich."

"What did the man without a voicebox say to the person next to him?"

"Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says... ""Eoooooooohahhhhhmmmmmmmuuuuuuaaauuu..."" The second whale turns to the first and says. ""Frank what the fuck is wrong with you?"""

"Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both are in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!"