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Joke of the Day
"What is a phobia of chainsaws called? Common sense."
Next Joke
"Why did the blood-sucking bat hate the taste of blood? Because it was too irony."
"Reality! 11:30- I will go to bed soon. 03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory."
"When does a fisherman offend you the most? When he's completely out of line"
"My mum asked me what i had planned for easter. I told her same as Jesus. Im going out on Friday and i will be back on Sunday"
"Ignorance is not bliss. It's just a fancy word for stupid."
"Why is it once you go black you never go back? Because no one will take you back"
"When it comes to stalking, I'm right behind you."
"RIP Bugs Bunny Attempts to reanimate him failed."
"Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!"