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Joke of the Day
"*opens front door to see Christmas carolers singing Please, I have a family"
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"A flying pig defecated on me today. I shit you not."
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"Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with it's the answers."
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