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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors does it take to repost a joke? About four."

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"Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades."
"How many ways are there to please a guy? Three way."
"A sandwich walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""
"my mom thinks im the only one that uses the internet this late... but little does she know, all of you exist"
"3 women went to a bar... And they wanted to know how lose they are.. * The first one slid in a hotdog * The second slid in a cucumber * And the third one went down the bar stool"
"I think my phone is mentally challenged... When I try to type 'with' it always replaces it with 28th."
"I saw my brothers mate yesterday... I said, ""You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"""
"Why didn't the rock make it to work today? He was stoned"
"How do you start a Rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."