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Joke of the Day
"Why did Europe start the first World War? They did't like being sans-Ferdinand."
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"Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings Figures."
"You know what's funny? Lots of shit so lighten the fuck up."
"I like people how I like my coffee... I don't like coffee!"
"My dentist kept telling me i have too much acid in my diet. So I told him he has too much fire on his head."
"My grandma started running 5K / day at age 60 She's 93 now, we have no idea where she is"
"What do the dolphins and the post office have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays."
"hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*"
"How are vegans okay with drinking water? They can't eat meat, but they can just destroy a fish's home for a glass of water?"
"""Doctor, tell me, if I quit drinking will, will I live longer?"" ""It will definitely feel longer. """