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Joke of the Day

"I like people how I like my coffee... I don't like coffee!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Dad, I'm over here."

"What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU? Not being British."

"What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !"

"Ladies, are you having wine? Don't be shy. Let us know about it on all of your social media websites."

"Someone just filled me in about those small places in the hot, sandy desert called an ""Oasis."" ... That's where the Arab boys go to eat their dates."

"What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca? One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America."

"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Scratching the hell out of his coffin lid."

"shit i lost the instructions to my shampoo and now there's blood EVERYWHERE"

"What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !"