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Joke of the Day

"My dentist kept telling me i have too much acid in my diet. So I told him he has too much fire on his head."

"What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball? Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)"

"What do you call a dog with no legs?... It doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."

"Did you hear about the new $5 million dollar Kentucky State Lottery? The winner gets $5 for a million years."

"What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital? An Anne-Boleyn-ce."

"I found my friend poking holes in my condoms... Dick move..."

"A good friend will delete your browser history for you, but a best friend will make your chalk lines smaller"

"First the found ice on Mars and then they found water, now they just need to find whiskey to prove that 'Men are from Mars'."

"[META] question. Is there a such thing as a rhetorical joke?"

"My husband is playing Super Mario Bros with our sons and one of them is having a MAJOR tantrum. Sadly, it's my husband."