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Joke of the Day

"How are vegans okay with drinking water? They can't eat meat, but they can just destroy a fish's home for a glass of water?"

"So proud of myself...6 whole months without smoking! Today I was able to ride the elevator all the way to the top without getting winded."

"There are so many scams on the Internet now... Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them."

"How do elephants smell? Really bad."

"What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip"

"How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation? Natural selection."

"When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm? Intermittenly."

"What kind of bird is the best pornstar? A swallow."

"Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone? It had a 5 year plan"

"15000 CCTV Cameras are being installed in Delhi for Obama's visit just because he is black it does not mean that he will steal anything. bloody racists !"