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Joke of the Day
"Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings Figures."
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"I'm an archaeologist... My life is in ruins."
"I tried to get my Liberal Girlfriend to play Chess But she got really mad when I told her that Whites went before Blacks and the Queen has to die for the King."
"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classified section of the newspaper: ""Wife Wanted."" The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we'd find them in about 15 minutes."
"Random girl: OMG I love your UGG boots Me: No No... that's just the way my feet look"
"Knock knock Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allah who akbar!"
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"What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad."