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Joke of the Day

"Difference between me and hitler At least Hitler knew when to kill himself"

"My questionnaire for dogs: 1. Do you like to get pet 2. Who is a good boy 3. Is it you"

"I finally finished the jigsaw puzzle It took me 2 years but I was well chuffed seeing as the box said 6-10 years."

"A new study has found that if a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine per day it increases the chance of a stroke... if you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it too."

"What is the hardest part of twerking? Being black"

"computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM ""did you see that?"" he replies ""I Know""."

"*goes to Walgreens for memory pill supplements* *forgets what they're called*"

"The rare times my cat approaches me for affection, I run away and hide under the bed so she knows what that feels like."

"Q: Why did the apple cry? A: Its peelings were hurt."

"Don't let people tell you that life after college is nothing but being poor and tired. It's 100% true, but it's more fun if it's a surprise."