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Joke of the Day

"A new study has found that if a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine per day it increases the chance of a stroke... if you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it too."

"What do you call a fat Psychic? A Large"

"I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS ...and then begs you to let me in."

"I got second place in a star gazing competition once. The winner got a telescope, but all I got was a constellation prize."

"Walking condoms Two condoms are walking down the street. As they pass a gay bar one turns to the other and says.... you wanna go inside and get shit faced?"

"Whats an African dad joke? Hi starving! I'm dad!"

"I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??"

"I just won $1,000,000, and I've decided to give a quarter to charity. Now I have $999,999.75."

"What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line? Weights"

"I'd tell you a cow joke... But it would be UTTERly horrible."