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Joke of the Day

"I finally finished the jigsaw puzzle It took me 2 years but I was well chuffed seeing as the box said 6-10 years."

"What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles"

"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle? Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish."

"Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3. Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was"

"I saw my friend at the pool today for the first time in a long time and I said... Hey! WATER you doing here?"

"What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit? When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is ""eeeeuuuuuuu"""

"How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin"

"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month"

"What do you call a biker on her period? A menstrual cyclist!"

"I no longer see my wife and kids because of gambling. I won a shitload of money and moved to Spain."