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Joke of the Day
"I tried inventing a belt with a clock on it... It was a waist of time"
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"1.Why did Sara fall off the swing?? 2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there? NOT SARA!!"
"What's a magician's favorite Mexican dish? TosTADA!"
"Self control (sorry if offends you) I stopped a girl getting raped today. I used self-control."
"Reasons to bake a cake after the kids go to bed: 1. To surprise them with it. 2. So they never know you ate an entire cake without sharing."
"When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.... I was shocked"
"Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says ""I've lost my electron."" The other says ""Are you sure?"" The first replies ""Yes, I'm positive."""
"What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan."
"What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !"
"The only reason I ever get any women is because of who I am A rapist."