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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the apple cry? A: Its peelings were hurt."

"If you are what you eat I'm a small family of ladybugs :)"

"By the nervous look on his face I thought my boyfriend had an engagement ring hidden in his hand but it was just a stranger's bra. Whew."

"What do you call someone who hates Asians A riceist"

"I got kicked out of my Community Theatre group when the female director asked to see me limp. How was I to know she was talking about walking?"

"As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft."

"Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions."

"What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest? One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son."

"among countless other horrible crimes the KKK also ruined the badass title of ""Grand Wizard"" for every other organization forever"

"Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver ask him what flavor he wants."