201760
Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of twerking? Being black"
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"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just beat the room for being black."
"This medicine says I should not operate heavy machinery, so I guess I won't be doing laundry for the next two weeks. Safety first."
"People that don't tweet for months and then show up like nothing happened... Was it jail? I bet it was jail."
"I start my job at a restaurant tomorrow I can't wait"
"The leading cause of pedophilia worldwide.. Sexy kids."
"What did the underscore say when he got up to leave? Gotta Dash!"
"If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?"
"I saw a statue of Cinderella today. I didn't like it, but I found the plinth charming."
"[Oreo meeting] What about 'sextuple stuffed' ""That's just inappropriate Jeff you're fired"" [later googling Sextuple] ""Omg that's genius"""