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Joke of the Day
"computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM ""did you see that?"" he replies ""I Know""."
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"Gave this artichoke the heimlich maneuver and now he's artiokay."
"The Conjuring 3: Evil spirits torment another single mom & her kids. The kids torment them back. They're better at it. The spirits flee."
"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest strength?"" *45 minutes later* Me: ""I'm very comfortable with silence."""
"What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!"
"Do you ever feel bored on reddit, because you read everything already? I guess you could say you've reddit already"
"*calls wife into the bedroom* *dims the lights* *turns on Marvin Gaye* *sexily sweeps toddler's collection of trucks off the bed*"
"The waitress asked if I was done with that, I said yes but I'm married to it."
"I have nothing in common with people who eat 1 Pringle at a time instead of frantically shoving 20 in their mouth like it's a wood chipper ."
"2 Nazis walk into a BAR They each get 10 shots"