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"Say pns U just said penis :)"
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"What do you call an angry archer? A Cross Bowman"
"What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant? fetus deletus!"
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"In America, you're the bomb is a complement. In Iraq, you're the bomb is the argument."
"A good date ends with dinner. An excellent date ends with breakfast."
"Just found out Fox News's website has a Science section, which I assume links to a video of Sean Hannity screaming at a biology textbook."
"The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword"
"Fun fact: When swimming upstream, salmon can jump up as high as 6 feet. Unless its a white salmon."
"Hey, are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and it's making me nervous."