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Joke of the Day

"Whenever you find four Priests... you'll find a Fifth."

"First original joke! Why did the rapper visit the urologist? Because his flows were so sick."

"What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement? What're you asking me for? I have Asperger's."

"How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb? One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me."

"I Have an EpiPen My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS? Skin color."

"Unless you've studied Nazism at a Nazi university and you've read Mein Kampf (in German), your criticism of Nazism isn't valid -Nobody ever"

"I have been playing DotA2 all day... My whole dagon"

"My 4 year old loves wrestling with the family. He's Hulk Hogan, I'm The Rock and our 1 year old is the folding chair."

"What does a Jew do at a coffee shop? Hebrew's coffee"