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Joke of the Day
"A good date ends with dinner. An excellent date ends with breakfast."
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"My ""Not involved in human trafficking"" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt."
"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce. *drops mic, throws up dynasty sign*"
"A friend came over visibly shaken. He said he had just slept with his 3rd cousin. I told him, if it upsets you that much quit counting them."
"Overslept this morning and missed church for the last 15 years."
"What are three words you don't want to hear during sex? Honey, I'm home!"
"Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers"
"The USA condemns unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation."
"[purposefully keeps messing up my hot dog eating scene] director: cut! [sighs] bring in another hot dog, take 11"
"Facebook, where people can pretend to be everything they really aren't to the friends they really don't have."