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Joke of the Day
"Fun fact: When swimming upstream, salmon can jump up as high as 6 feet. Unless its a white salmon."
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"What do you call it when you hold a Jewish girl under the covers and fart? A dutch oven..."
"What do you call it when you kill someone with your bad breath from a long distance away? No scope"
"I'm so tilted My slope is undefined"
"Two midgets are sitting around, bored... When one of them pulls out some weed and asks: ""Wanna get medium?"""
"How did Little Debby get pregnant? She fell into a box of Ding Dongs"
"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"
"I once dated a girl who had 12 nipples. Sounds pretty crazy, dozentit?"
"What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen? They're both Marine layers"
"A little boy comes running to his mother.. ""I went into the bathroom and the light came on without me touching anything!"" ""Oh you idiot, you've pissed in the fucking fridge again."""