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Joke of the Day
"What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant? fetus deletus!"
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"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster that got a boob job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
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"Do you like pork hocks? * Do you like pork hocks in your mouth? * You're a gay pig."
"What do blind trains read? Raile!"
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"If Eminem were a feminist... ...he would be called Feminem."
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"There is a thin line between a numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."
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