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Joke of the Day
"Hey, are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and it's making me nervous."
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"""Aww. You guys... And it's not even my real birthday! #flattered ."" -Jesus"
"Why is it ""canceled"" in America, but ""cancelled"" in England? Because we gave them that L in 1776."
"If Hilary Clinton and Donald trump go on a stranded island together who survives? America."
"Yesterday I raped a deaf-mute girl... ...I ve broken her arms so she couldn t tell anyone."
"So a duck walks into a pharmacy... and asks the pharmacist, ""Do you have any chapstick?"" When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies ""Thanks, just put it on my bill!"""
"Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?"
"I saw two really fat people today talking... Looked like a heavy discussion"
"A fellow peon told me he loved kids, you can't beat them i said you can but it's generally frowned upon."
"In Canada, Miles Davis is known as Kilometers Davis."