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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who can't eat burnt toast? Black toast intolerant."
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"Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"Sex is like Poker... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!"
"What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? The back of my hand."
"Peel n eat shrimp feels remarkably similar to tear the tail off 'n eat the water cockroach."
"Do you know what the Titanic and I have in common? Your mom hasn't gone down on either of us."
"I thought one of the ten word-play jokes my dad told would make me laugh, but... no pun in ten did."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar ... The bartender says ""Hey we have a drink named after you"" The grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"What's the opposite of a basic Jew? A Hasidic Jew. (Thank you.. Thank you.. I'll be here all week..)"
"Why is Chinese the best language? It has the most character."