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Joke of the Day
"What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? The back of my hand."
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"did you hear about the clumsy musician who tried gardening? he dropped the beet"
"How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar? With a chihuahua pedal."
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"So this morning my fiance rolls over and says ,""honey I think I have a fever this morning."" To which I reply, ""pics or didn't happen."""