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Joke of the Day
"Why is Chinese the best language? It has the most character."
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"I sure get a lot of compliments on my people skills for someone who flips off 10 people every day."
"What doesn't kill you......seriously disappoints me!"
"Knock on your neighbors door and ask if they've seen your cat. When they say no pull your cat out of your pocket and make the introductions"
"I currently live in a college apartment with four other dudes... we go through toilet paper like Hitler went through the Jews"
"Which is the worst career choice? Dentistry in Britain? Nutritionist in the Midwest? North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage?"
"I started a website for female drivers... but the damn thing kept crashing =D."
"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy."
"Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don't want her to meet her competition right away."
"What should you do when life gives you melons? Get tested for dyslexia."