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Joke of the Day
"Sex is like Poker... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!"
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"Unscramble these words! 1.) PNEIS 2.) HTIELR 3.) NGGERI 4.) BUTTSXE Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?"
"Jesus, his disciples, Adolf Hitler and a group of Schutzstaffel walk into an empty bar... The bartender says, ""Man, this is great for business!"""
"What did the the black boy get for Christmas? Your Bike..."
"[at my intervention] mom: some of us feel uncomfortable with your pinned tweet"
"Black Fridays Matter? All Fridays Matter."
"I called my doctor and told her I have an erection that's lasted longer than 4 hours. We're meeting for drinks in 30 minutes."
"What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!"
"Trump and Cruz are fighting over whose dick is bigger and whose spouse is a bigger whore. Two more contests Hillary will win."
"i like how at this walmart they put baby food products in the checkout lane. like oops thats right i have a baby to feed"