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Joke of the Day

"Peel n eat shrimp feels remarkably similar to tear the tail off 'n eat the water cockroach."

"Ugly girls are basically just dudes I'm not allowed to fight."

"Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories."

"First in my neighborhood to cut the grass and now the other husbands are looking at me like I reminded the teacher to assign homework."

"What's the difference between a snowman on the toilet and O'Shea Jackson on the toilet? One is shitting ice cubes and the other is Ice Cube shitting."

"What's the difference between five dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that can't be divided by two."

"Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."

"I hope Jeb Bush wins the primaries Then takes Dick Cheney as his running mate. There campaign slogan would be ""same dick, new bush."""

"A reality star, a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. And Josh Duggar orders a drink."