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Joke of the Day
"Peel n eat shrimp feels remarkably similar to tear the tail off 'n eat the water cockroach."
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"What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out? BEST MIME EVER!"
"[Offensive] How do you offend homeless people? By telling them knock knock jokes!"
"Mirror mirror on the floor, who's the worst at home decor?"
"Dad: There's no use crying over spilled milk son. Me: But dad it was tequila! Dad: What!? *cries immensely*"
"Casey Anthony Kim Kardashian's Marriage was Shorter than the line of Trick-or-Treat ers outside Casey Anthony's House"
"Me: Got any more of those debbled eggs? Friend: Did you just say DEBBLED eggs? Me: No, I said the right thing..."
"A wise man once said nothing."
"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Toucan"
"What did Hitler say when the barber shaved his head? Mine hair!!"