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Joke of the Day

"What do French people call a bad Thursday? A trajeudi. I'll escort myself out now....."

"Read the tweet above this one and then the tweet below it. People paid FORTY-FIVE DOLLARS PER SHARE FOR THIS."

"I like that they put Bibles in hotel rooms. You never know when you're going to run into a vampire who's on a road trip."

"Guess what... Chicken butt!"

"This week in Nascar it all comes down to one race... The Caucasians."

"I used to work in food service, now I work in IT The biggest difference is the phrase ""My server went down on me"" is no longer a good thing."

"Why do Black People only have Nightmares? Cuz we killed the only one with a dream!!! (I'm very sorry, he was a great man whose death should be treated with respect) Happy MLK Day!"

"What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him? *""I'm just not that Inuit.""*"

"Told my black co-worker that I'm avoiding Africans at the airport this weekend. His response: ""I'm avoiding them everywhere!"""

"Old rich white men selecting strong young black men to work on their fields? I'm not sure about this NFL draft thing."