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Joke of the Day

"Told my black co-worker that I'm avoiding Africans at the airport this weekend. His response: ""I'm avoiding them everywhere!"""

"Did you hear about the infection who made a Youtube video? He went viral..."

"Two clowns are running for public office... It's funny for me though because I live in Canada."

"If dolphins are so smart, how come they work at Sea World?"

"It's ok Apple users, I just woke up and found a surprise Nickelback album on my BlackBerry."

"Did you hear about the deaf guy who could sing? Ya, well he didn't"

"Chris Christie stopped running... Go figure"

"About what time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish"

"It's bad when you accidentally tell a 9 year-old child, ""Stay in drugs, don't do school"" in a serious tone."

"Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down."