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Joke of the Day

"Why do Black People only have Nightmares? Cuz we killed the only one with a dream!!! (I'm very sorry, he was a great man whose death should be treated with respect) Happy MLK Day!"

"What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing"

"Why can you only ran through a campground and not run? Because it's past tents."

"My dog once bit a little boy so I had to put him down... he was going to tell his mom."

"What did Missy Elliot say to Tony Abbot? Is it worth it?"

"Well. Now I'm beginning to think Toyota is doing this on purpose. Like they're getting back at people for making jokes about Asian drivers."

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. No one knows, they never get the house."

"My buddy tells me he had sex with his GF and her twin the other night. I asked him how he told them apart. He says, ""well her brother has a mustache"""

"[invention of blue cheese] ""this cheese has gone off"" sell it ""but it's gone mouldy"" I SAID SELL IT! ""fine"" & double the price ""are u ok?"""

"A Mexican goes to a Chinese restaurant... He sits down at his table, and notices a small bottle of black liquid on his table. He picks it up and looks at the label and says, ""yes, you are."""