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Joke of the Day

"This week in Nascar it all comes down to one race... The Caucasians."

"Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!"

"Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor"

"Dad, why is my cousin called Porsche? Dad: Because her father likes Porsche cars. Son: Thanks dad. Dad: You're welcomed, young boy."

"Why some people like Donald Trump... Because he doesn't beat around the ""Bush"""

"Ladies, if Men had PMS they'd get into fist fights, defraud partners, start wars, abuse women, stop paying child support..HEY-wait a minute!"

"The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog."

"Jokes about abusive parents... ...just hit too close to home."

"My wife hasn't spoken to me since I fingered her twin by mistake during a drunken dance at a wedding. He's not happy about it either."

"I know a guy who can get us in to Whole Foods without a cover charge."