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Joke of the Day

"What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him? *""I'm just not that Inuit.""*"

"One farmer says to another farmer... ""You can get more sales out of your crops by canning."" The second farmer looks and says, ""I know, I can. I can."""

"Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India? He ate Rameet!"

"My dentist bumped into my orthodontist. I'm sure it was acci*dental*."

"One of my favorite things about raps music is the fun ethnic code words they use for everyday things like money & women. I'm learning a lot!"

"Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus? because he was mortall."

"What does a ninja use to measure someone's pulse A **stealthoscope**"

"I'd prefer to read Yelp reviews from the kind of person who would never write a Yelp review."

"What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food? These are nacho-nachos."

"I secretly replaced my husbands coffee with the empty toilet paper roll he left in the bathroom. Let's see if he notices."