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Joke of the Day
"Guess what... Chicken butt!"
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"Apparently If ur BF says ""if anything happens to me,I want u to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."
"Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?"
"VENOM: Time to meet your maker! SPIDER-MAN: The radioactive spider? VENOM: No, like- SPIDER-MAN: My dad? Cuz he's dead. Wow, ur a douche."
"What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt? After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture."
"My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car. Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger."
"Whats faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon"
"What's a pirates favorite thing to knit? Scaaaaaarrves"
"Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!"
"What type of pants does Mario wear? denim denim denim"