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Joke of the Day

"I like that they put Bibles in hotel rooms. You never know when you're going to run into a vampire who's on a road trip."

"It's so hot outside! I'm sweating like Jessica Simpson in a spelling bee!"

"What do a good vacuum cleaner and a bad vacuum cleaner have in common? They both suck."

"Two in one people are Siamese."

"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."

"Haha, murder? No officer, I just wanted to see what would happen if I planted a human"

"Son: ""Dad, can we talk about the sex with my girlfriend?"" Dad: ""Sure. What's up, buddy?"" Son: ""Could you please stop doing it?"""

"To the person who stole my selfie stick: You need to take a long look at yourself."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I kicked the piece of shit before it did."

"If you look at the number of mosques there are in London.... If you look at the number of mosques there are in London you can only come to one conclusion: Jesus is **** at Monopoly."