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Joke of the Day

"I've never owned a telescope... But it's something I'm thinking of looking into"

"What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !"

"Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose."

"What's it like having sex with a wave? Fucking hertz."

"Sometimes I think ""What would Dexter do""?"

"15 men all vying for the chance to fight with one woman: 1. The Bachelorette 2. The American presidential race Samsies."

"I wasn't allowed to bring my board game onto the airplane They told me the risk was too big."

"This one is for the Electricians A black guy, a red guy and a blue guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind around here, this here is the neutral bar""."

"Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!"

"Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg? Because they're raster graphic images."